just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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