I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
