So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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