Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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