You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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