No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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