Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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