we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
