She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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