***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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