im drinking this country out of the recession.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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