im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Randomize
