just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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