I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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