508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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