Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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