So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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