She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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