But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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