The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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