I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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