covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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