How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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