that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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