I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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