wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
