ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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