Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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