I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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