I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
zippers are such a cool invention
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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