I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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