if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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