I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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