Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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