Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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