He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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