your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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