Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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