i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
