You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
