How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize