Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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