there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The dick lei will go down in squad history
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
