I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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