Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
