What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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