You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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