White coat. Heels.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
