So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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