you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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