I forgot how hot balto sounded
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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