in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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