Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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