I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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