just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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