Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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