Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
we should paint friendship bongs
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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