His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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